EVE: Hey, you want an apple?
ADAM: No way.
EVE: Oh go ahead, take it.
ADAM: It’s gross; you already bit into it.
EVE: Chew on the good side, silly.
ADAM: Besides we’re not supposed to raid the apple tree.
EVE: Can I be totally honest with you?
ADAM: Sure?
EVE: I really messed up. I got talking to a snake and one thing led to another and now I am going to get expelled.
ADAM: It’s what you get for hanging out with a bad crowd. You see me talking to snakes?
EVE: Is that all you can say?
ADAM: Okay, I am sorry to hear you’re getting kicked out. I’ll miss you.
EVE: I’ll miss you too – but can you handle being alone again?
ADAM: What? You want me to get expelled with you.
EVE: Yes, bite the apple.
ADAM: Why would I do that? I like this place.
EVE: It looks like you got two choices, buddy boy. Either spend eternity alone in paradise or leave with me.
ADAM: I won’t be alone; I’ll have the birds, the bees and the trees.
EVE: Oh, I got something better.
ADAM: What’s that?
EVE: (wink) Ask the birds and the bees.
Almost Iowa 
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