You know you have gotten old when you find medicine in your medicine cabinet.
My cabinet, which once held no more than a toothbrush, is now home to a bewildering array of orange bottles with white caps and mostly unpronounceable labels.
Some of these bottles I visit regularly. Others are the remnants of some long forgotten illnesses and yet others, I have no idea what they do or how they got there.
Everything in my cabinet is supposed to be good for me yet an uncomfortable number are rather explicit about the horrors they will visit upon anyone who dares use them. These I avoid as much as possible.
The truth is, I am a terrible pill taker.
I always forget.
I have one of those days-of-the-week pill boxes and am currently running three days behind.
Sometime around Wednesday, I realize that Monday’s compartment remains untouched as does Tuesday’s. My wife warns me against playing catch up, so I take Friday’s pills on Sunday then forget to take Saturday’s dose until Wednesday.
Still I survive.
But much of what occupies my medicine cabinet is not even medicine, it is magical potions.
People give me things.
They say, “You know…. this is good for that.”
Or they say, “You gotta try this stuff.”
I never question their wisdom, I merely take what they give me and with all due reverence, place it untouched on a back shelf of my medicine cabinet. I do it because it makes them feel better, so in that sense, the stuff works.
It speaks to how I view the world of things that people do not understand.
At least in my mind, all the things that we do not understand can be divided into three categories: science, faith and magic.
Science is what someone else understands but we don’t.
Faith is what we rely upon to get through the things that no one will ever comprehend.
Magic is a short-cut. It is what we use when we refuse to be bothered with the hard-work of science or the hard-trust of faith.
But the scary thing about magic is that we sprinkle it into both our science and faith to make them sparkle – without realizing that all we have done is add glitter to what should shine by itself.
It is why so much goes unused in my medicine cabinet.
I trust the doctors who write me prescriptions and I accept the potions my friends give me because it makes them happy – but mostly, I have faith that while all might not be well with the world and my health, I am well with it.
Nice post 👍Keep up the great work
“But the scary thing about magic is that we sprinkle it into our science and faith to make them sparkle without realizing that all we have done is add glitter to what should shine by itself.” I LOVE that line. I was a little haphazard with my meds (and yes, my medicine cabinet now hold more than just floss and bandaids), unintentionally, until I had another stroke. No I’m a BEAST when it comes to taking my medication on time. Yes, I worry about death and dismemberment, but death is more of a possibility if I don’t take them.
I miss the days of floss, bandaids, antibiotic cream and out-of-date Tylenol.
“while all might not be well with the world and my health, I am well with it.”
And that’s the most powerful medicine of all!
It gets me through the night……well, not always. I still get up three or four times a night (if you know what I mean) 😦
I do. Consider it our cardio, Greg…Lol!
Sorry for the multiple comments-didn’t wait long enough (see my OCD at work).
No worries.
Unfortunately I think there is way too much “magic” out there these days….I enjoyed reading your take on your medicine cabinet, mines is looking the same
People will always seek magic. If not for the short-cuts, at least for the glitter.
I’m still pondering that faith/science/magic triad. I’ve been trying to find a flaw in it, and can’t. It’s like that other Trinity — obvious, until you start thinking too hard about it.
As for the medication business, I’m out of it now that I’m not riding herd on Mom. All I have to contend with are eye drops for glaucoma — which are working beautifully, and which I (almost) never forget. I still remember what the world looked like with very poor vision, and that’s pretty good motivation to be responsible.
Everything crumbles once you think hard about it. It has to because according to the second law of thermodynamics everything crumbles. A wise person simply accepts this and goes with the things that last the longest.
Linda, take care of your eyes. There are a lot of us who enjoy your vision.
Read this. Opened medicine cabinet. Took pill that I’d forgotten this morning. Thank you.
Gosh, you are the second person who said that. I guess I am providing a public service. 🙂
I really liked your definitions of science, faith and magic! I’ve always thought that science and faith coexist quite well, but the problems arise when magic is thrown into the mix. On a lighter note, my 86-year old mother is in wonderful health, and she is quick to tell you that her good health is the direct result of not being on any medications other than her daily vitamin pill. So maybe your forgetting to take your pills could turn out to be a good thing?
My blood pressure has come down since I started (sporadically) taking Lisinopril – but then I retired too and that may have something to do with it. 🙂
I love your outlook on life and “things that humans do not understand.” Question – does magic have an expiry date?
Yes, magic does have an expiry date. You can see the process at work with all the Emily Litella moments which follow every breathless press release of “This is good for you”, “This is bad for you” and “It’s worse than we thought”.
To properly determine the expiration date, simply gauge how giddy or terrified the public is to hear whatever the media is pushing. Hint, a headline that reads: Chocolate-Chip Ice Cream can make you shed pounds!!! probably will not make it to the end of the day.
Heard of whole food nutrition?
Greg you’re awesome! I am going to try to translate the context of this post for my Romanian mother-in-law, who blurs the line between science, faith, and magic in interesting and often frustrating ways, particularly as it relates to taking prescribed medications.
On an unrelated note, I think my comments on your last (hilarious) post got buried in your spam folder for some reason.
Always love to have my writing translated into Romanian. Coincidentally, my brother is there now. He said it was cold as hell..but he has been living in San Diego and has forgotten what cold is really about.
You were right. The spam folder ate a few of your comments. Odd.
It has been cold here in Romania this winter, but this Colorado native loves it. Is your brother in Romania for an extended period, or a short visit/work trip?
It sounds like a short work trip.
Pill management has been one of my Linked In endorsements.
Great one, John.
🙂
John, you just made my day. I was thinking about something witty to say regarding my own medicine requirements, my OCD/perfectionist personality and my increasing senior moments. And, on top of that, I have a beloved Shih Tzu on allergy, heart, and thyroid meds besides the regular things pets require and a very intrusive Cigna/HealthSpring insurance company minding my business with their “helpful” calls regarding my medications. Your comment pretty much nails it.
Thanks, Alice.
I replied under John’s comment but don’t see my reply so will try again:
John’s comment made my day. I was trying to think of something witty to say regarding my extensive medicine requirements, my OCD/perfectionist personality, my increasing “senior moments”. I also have to manage my beloved Shih Tzu’s allergy, heart, and thyroid meds (plus all the regular preventative pets require). Add to that, Cigna HealthSpring is a very “helpful” (intrusive!) insurance company who outsources telephoning “seniors” regarding our medication management, even inquiring why we haven’t yet refilled a scrip for blood pressure or cholesterol meds and offering to do it for us. (Jeez, I am only 72 and a retired medical technologist, y’all!) John nailed it for me.
Great piece, Greg.
Thank you. I am 75 so i feel your pain. I have Silverscript and got a call about one med that the doctor had advised to take every other day. The tech asked if I had trouble with every other day and I said “no.” She then said, “how many times do you miss taking your medicine?” I said “never.” She said, “how do you know?”I said, “I have an app that reminds me.” She had no idea what I was talking about.
I see you understand what I meant when I said the calls were “outsourced” (way out).
Yup.:-)
I’m actually 147-years-old and have never taken a pill nor drunk a potion in my life. I put my longevity down to constant prayer, abstinence from strong liquor and tobacco and good old fashioned square dancing.
I also gain vigour and joi de vivre through constant lying.
If longevity can achieved by lying, I’m already immortal.
As a fine Canadian citizen, can you tell me why your countrymen’s heads are in two parts like the baby in South Park? Very serious question.
I just avoid going to the doctor – it’s much simpler if I have no pills to take in the first place.
That works!
This is brilliant. Love you definitions. (Also, I messaged a link to my dad, just because I think he’ll love it.)
Thanks, I hope your dad likes it. 🙂
(He laughed out loud)
Your last three paragraphs are worthy of any Sunday morning sermon. Well written, Greg.
Uh-oh…. does that mean I am putting people to sleep? [I know I am going to get into trouble for saying that…]
Uh, no, not putting me to sleep. The sermons at my church don’t put me to sleep. They’re actually very (don’t like that word, but can’t think of another right now) good.
Reblogged this on HemmingPlay and commented:
At least in my mind, all the things that we do not understand can be divided into three categories: science, faith and magic.
“…Science is what we do not understand but understand that someone else does.
Faith is what we do not understand yet understand that we can rely upon it to get us through the things we will never comprehend.
Magic is a short-cut. It is what we use when we refuse to be bothered with the hard-work of science or the hard-trust of faith.
But the scary thing about magic is that we sprinkle it into our science and faith to make them sparkle without realizing that all we have done is add glitter to what should shine by itself.”
Hey thanks, I always appreciate a reblog.
You’re welcome. I appreciate your writing. 🙂
I’m lousy with pills, too. In fact, as I was reading this, I remembered to take two – so thanks for that. You can now say that your blog provides a necessary public service. How does it feel to be part of the solution?
I’m curious. You didn’t mention the first aid supplies. With all that equipment, those possessed appliances and friends like Stan, I was sure you’d have a healthy supply of 4×4 gauze pads, adhesive tape, band-aids and expired weak-potency peroxide.
You are telling me, I did something useful? I guess there is a first time for everything.
As for all those emergency supplies for people like Stan, he can fix anything but himself.
good job. Sounds like my medicine cabinet. My daughters tell me that the doctor gives me a prescription for a reason and it’s in my best interest to follow her directions. But, I don’t like to take pills or potions or, or, or…. Yet, they have a point. Though sometimes I think the point is you’re old so you need pills.