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Author Almost IowaPosted on January 11, 2015Categories Humor

3 thoughts on “My Cruise Diary”

  1. energywriter says:
    January 23, 2015 at 3:44 am

    So funny! All of it, but I especially liked the Banners – Health Care and Justin Beiber. sd

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  2. lbeth1950 says:
    January 11, 2015 at 4:44 pm

    Gosh. I am so sorry I missed all the fun!

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    1. Almost Iowa says:
      January 11, 2015 at 4:49 pm

      You missed the buffet too!!

      Reply

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